It's Halfway to St. Patrick's Day! Fun Celebration Poem

Today marks the halfway point in the calendar year to St. Patrick's Day. How are you going to celebrate? Tip: wear your halfway to the holiday shirt and recite this funny poem!

In the middle of September, with a twinkle in our eye,
We raise our glasses high and toast to the sky.
It's halfway to St. Paddy's, though it may seem absurd,
Why should good cheer ever be deferred?

With a wink and a smile, we don our green hats,
Trade our summer flip-flops for leprechaun spats.
While others may laugh, we just chuckle and play,
After all, we're halfway to St. Patrick's Day!

Green beers are frothing, half a year in advance,
We twirl and we jig in an early spring dance.
"Sure, it's only September!" some naysayers may say,
But we just laugh and toast, "Halfway to St. Paddy's Day!"

St. Patrick's Day Lucky Shamrock Candle

Keep you home smelling fresh during St. Patrick's Day holiday activities and beyond with this scented jar candle from The Yankee Candle Company. The clover scent is fresh and natural.

Funny Lucky Toilet Paper for St. Patrick's Day

Keep everyone's spirits high this St. Patrick's Day -- even in the restroom! Pick up this roll of St. Patrick's Day-themed four leaf clover toilet paper to keep the party going in every room of your house.

Irish Cheers Sláinte Stemless Wine Glass

This fun Irish etched stemless wine glass is great for those of Irish heritage who prefer wine to beer! The jumbo 17oz glass is about 4.5" tall with hand-etched text on the surface. Sláinte is stylized in all lower-case letters, with a lucky four-leaf clover as the...

Irish Tartan Plaid Kilt with Bonus Gift

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