It's Halfway to St. Patrick's Day! Fun Celebration Poem

Today marks the halfway point in the calendar year to St. Patrick's Day. How are you going to celebrate? Tip: wear your halfway to the holiday shirt and recite this funny poem!

In the middle of September, with a twinkle in our eye,
We raise our glasses high and toast to the sky.
It's halfway to St. Paddy's, though it may seem absurd,
Why should good cheer ever be deferred?

With a wink and a smile, we don our green hats,
Trade our summer flip-flops for leprechaun spats.
While others may laugh, we just chuckle and play,
After all, we're halfway to St. Patrick's Day!

Green beers are frothing, half a year in advance,
We twirl and we jig in an early spring dance.
"Sure, it's only September!" some naysayers may say,
But we just laugh and toast, "Halfway to St. Paddy's Day!"

Mini Squirting Irish Rubber Ducks

Pick up two dozen of these cute mixed mini rubber ducks that are all dressed up for St. Patrick's Day for your holiday festivities! The mini ducks are different shades of green or white with a contrasting shamrock pattern or yellow ducks dressed as leprechauns.

Halfway to St. Patrick's Day T-Shirt

Keep the Irish spirit in mind when you wear this halfway to the holiday shirt on September 17th, exactly 6 months from St. Patrick's Day on March 17th!

Funny Irish Transformers Leprecons Mashup T-Shirt

This funny shirt has a graphic illustration of a Leprechaun drawn in the iconic style of the Transformers. Instead of a Decepticon, you're looking at a Leprecon!

Awesome Beer Accessory: Bottle Chiller Sticks

Be ready for your hot summertime or St. Patrick's Day beer drinking fun with these awesome chiller sticks that keep your bottled beer cold to the very last drop!