Funny Toilet Paper for St. Patrick's Day

Funny Beer & Chain St. Patrick's Day Novelty Beer Mug

You won't be able to lose this beer stein during your fun St. Patrick's Day partying -- it's got an attached wrist cuff and "chain" to keep it with you at all times!

Green Novelty Bead Neck Tie

Spruce up your St. Patrick's Day look with this unique neck tie made of green beads! This is a one-size-fits-all tie that can be worn by either sex.

Irish Accent Breath Spray Gag Gift

This is a magical mouth spray purported to give one an Irish accent in an instant. Spearmint, after all, is the official flavor of the Irish accent, so with a shot of this Irish Accent breath spray you'll be on your way to talking like a genuine Irishman.

Irish St. Patrick's Day Locker Decoration

Here's a fun set of decorative magnets that you can use to add a wee bit of Irish fun to your dorm fridge or school locker.